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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not a competition

That's loser talk

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yall joking but bottoming is definitely a skill, just sayin

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can't teach you, but I can help you practice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

🥺 👉👈

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

And I'll supervise

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
git: 'gay' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

The most similar commands are
        stage
        tag
        var
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

If you want to let git know that you prefer dick, the correct command is:

git branch -d main

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Hi Gayer, I’m Dad

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I just read the top part so I thought the worst thing to say was "We may earn commission from links on this page".

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

"im gayer so im the final boss pin me to beat me"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

"Prove it."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Exactly. The correct term would be, "more gay". Probably.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

"I'm the best at beach. I'll beach off everyone guy here just to prove it."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

competitive gaying implies the existence of casual unranked gaying

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

"You still owe me 20€"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who would someone actually believe this is something you should never say? Plenty of relationships and situations would allow a joke like that. If the person feels shame about being gay, it can break the tension. If the person says it matter of factly, if the relationship involves enough playful ribbing, if the group was already super queer, it would be fine.

Coming out doesn't need to be a super serious moment, especially since you usually need to come out on multiple occasions to different people. It's tiring to never have fun.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

True, but this is from the Onion and isn't meant to be serious commentary: https://www.theonion.com/things-to-never-say-to-someone-who-just-came-out-1849079422

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I've considered coming out as gay on April 1st so that I've come out as L, G, B and T and collect the whole set, but even if it would be actually funny in my case, it's still in questionable taste.

Also, I'm definitely gayer than you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It’s funny seeing those “waiting to see these replies on buzzfeed” comments come true via lemmy.