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At work they just call me: "Put those pens back and get outta here; you were fired weeks ago!"
Sorcerer of servers
Is "Sir" too much to ask for?
My friends call me "Please fix my printer".
I’ve had so many wacky job titles that at this point i dont care as long as i get paid.
More importantly which do potential employers want to see on my resume because they're shifty bastards always moving the goal posta around
Tech Priest Litanizer
Code whispers
software engineer (engineer for short), software developer (dev/developer for short), software designer (although that last one sounds weird). the job is a lot more than programming, depending on your position it can be mostly communication or mostly engineering or mostly something else entirely. maybe even mostly sitting on your ass all day!
Serious question, not a native speaker: Why do people in the Anglosphere refer to mostly-software companies as tech companies, or to software developers as tech workers?
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H. Daddy
I hate that they took away my analyst title. I'm not a software engineer dammit. I don't even have an IDE installed and haven't done any programming in 10+ years.
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Mr Tibbs
As someone who is in tech… not sure, either.
Even in the trade myself for 30 years, I have nfc. Probably not Engineer (by itself) though.