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[–] [email protected] 66 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The son doubled in size but that new dad aged like 7 years in 3 months.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Partly it's just worse lighting, but also 3 months of sleep deprivation isn't conductive to looking your best.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I think he looks happier in the second photo

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

Paternal happiness and sleep deprivation are not mutually exclusive, and often exist in their strongest forms together in an apparent paradox...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Awww.

Nice comment of the day - Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)

arguably this isn’t what execs think, they are (marginally) smarter than that, but the “infinite growth” proposition is the lie they market to their shareholders

small distinction but nevertheless correct

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

It's also the key to driving the hell out of your sales teams without having to pay them those pesky bonuses.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

There is always an XKCD

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

That's just a different dad right there.