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[–] clockwork_axolotl 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I recommend asking these people how they propose putting it back to sleep.

The faces they make as they proceed to have a stroke is genuine funny shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Or just ask them what does woke mean

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'm lucky enough to not usually see these people face to face but if and when I do I sincerely hope I remember this line.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I like when they "wake up people!"
I thought everyone else was already woken up.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is only made better by the fact that a lot of people would unironically call this picture "woke"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Was the check engine light virtue signalling again?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

That clearly isn't a power-woke diesel engine!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Honestly if someone calls me “woke” I take it as a compliment. It generally means I’m aware of what goes on in reality and in politics. I’d call anti-woke people “sleepy gullible morons” though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

The true irony here is that the engine timing may be retarded.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Stormy Waters (Sealab 2021) vibes here