this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 126 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Large person ≠ large penis

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's a meme, not biology class

[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Uh, sorry I don't have a clue what's going on because the height measurements are in body parts and the weight measurements are in fuckin currency

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

lucky for you, the units are irrelevant, it's their relative values that matter here

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Relative ? You mean that's his stepsister?

[–] MajorMajormajormajor 6 points 2 years ago

Sweet home Alabama!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

what else would you measure body weight to height ratios in other than 1€ coins per ell?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but not a good one

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Steroids shrink the tested and bloat the head, so if you see someone with raisinettes and a mariachi head, you KNOW something's up, my friend!" - Robin Williams on baseball doping

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That sounds like Stormy's description...makes sense, as that's where Zuck went, probably where Trumpet went too at some point

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Pretty sure the Mango Mussolini is just poorly endowed, though. Steroids help* with rapid weight loss as well as muscle building and he doesn't look like he's ever done either..

*Edit: other than some nasty if not life threatening side effects when not used properly in consultation with a good doctor, of course. Didn't mean to endorse steroid abuse 😂

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Particularly when they're on that much gear.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And all the roids make it shrink anyway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Roids only make your balls smaller.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Unnaturally oversized muscles = tiny balls.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Jealousy = jealousy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Totally survivable

I hope someone gets this reference

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Your display name pairs hilariously poorly with the article, hahaha.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I always had the impression that bodybuilding points to severe confidence issues ...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Depends, that could be said about a lot of stuff. Many people do it because they like how it makes them look, others do it for the challenge, etc.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What are these seconds and minutes and what are lbs?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

WHAT THE F*** IS A MILE!!!!!?? 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Roughly 800 bald eagles put wingtip to wingtip

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

confused metric noises

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the hamster is so cute why did you have to make this comparison 😭

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

*wife and they, indeed, also have a child

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So is it a tiny girl or a huge boy?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why not a huge girl or a tiny boy?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Because height and build tends to be influenced much more heavily by your same sex parent than the other one. Dunno why, but that's how it almost always works 🤷

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

It couldo also be an average non-binary or a non-average non-binary

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Fuck... she better pray he's not a restless sleeper.