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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can that game plan involve letting me and my family relocate to Canada? Please?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me too! I'll even take back everything bad thing I've said about the Leafs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Sure, I might have said at one point that Bachman-Turner Overdrive were “overrated,” but it was a joke!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Canada requires you to have a plan that makes you an asset to Canada (fair enough). Certain occupations in certain provinces are in need. Having a plan to start or invest in a business and hard proof that you have the capital to do so ($2M USD) is also a possibility. Having family in Canada and already having a written job offer or business plan helps. There is also the matter of the medical clearance and demonstration of proficiency in both English and French.

FWIW, Canada does not have a retiree visa, but many countries do.

France, Costa Rica, New Zealand look mighty good. Uruguay if you are looking for no entry visa requirement, no retirement visa income requirements, duty-free on your car and the ability to buy real estate as a non-citizen. Apartment with ocean views in Punta?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Actually, you know what, we'll just liberate you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dear Canada. If we go to hell, please help us. Most of us are sorry.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I wouldn't bet on Canada fwholesale embracing US nationals fleeing a fascist government as refugees. They've taken on plenty of war refugees, but IIRC they cherry pick the ones with needed skills.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] thanks_shakey_snake 1 points 2 years ago

The Gilead Contingency

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Annexe upper East coast. New York and everything above that. 🇨🇦🗽

[–] canis_majoris 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Spoilers: It's all guerilla warfare by hiding in the forests like the Vietnamese but in the snow. Even through Iraq America has a really hard time consistently fighting asymmetrical attacks on a small scale - at best it would be a stick-and-move insurgency campaign that commits the US to an annoying war of attrition. There's no overcoming or overwhelming the superiority so there's just trying to inflict a thousand cuts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Everybody's a hero until the snow starts saying "eh"

[–] canis_majoris 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The trees are speaking Quebecois...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

They're saying "Onetokebekicitte"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

When we all disappear into our snow burrows for the winter the Americans will have no one to fight and no unfrozen assets to capture, muahahaha

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure Canada would be right behind em from what I've seen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

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