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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Probably not the right answer on Lemmy but Ford to Marx is pretty damned brutal:

"f you'd saved a penny for each daughter you named Jenny You might not have needed to bury quite so many"

(Among Marx's retorts, I love "you were worse for Michigan than Flint's water pipes"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The Educational Records Bureau doesn't take an official stance, but it was probably No Child Left Behind

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I really love this answer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Not that kind of ERB, talking about Epic Rap Battles of History XD

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

You needed to put that in the title so we know what you're talking about

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Oh shit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Probably should’ve specified that

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

One of my personal top picks is from Wayne Gretzky's second verse when he rap battled against Tony Hawk.

"Time out, let's talk about athletic achievements. You and I have so many world records between us.

184, that's plenty of 'em. AND I'VE SET 183 OF 'EM!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

If this is real, it has restored 1.5% of my faith in humanity.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Why'd you name a company after your dick?