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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24996571

Huh, who woulda thunk this would happen?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

HAHAHAHA get fucked!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

LOLOLOL! I have zero sympathy for the stupid shit stain and he should shove off to Venezuela too.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

The Headline should start with „Florida man…“

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Forgive my ignorance, but doesn't marriage make her a citizen

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Nope. Still visa then green card (PR). After some amount of years with a green card, can apply for citizenship. There might be other ways, but that's what I've known a couple of people to do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Only if you follow up with the paperwork. A marriage certificate doesn't entitle you to anything aside from an ITIN.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

I have no idea about US immigration law but in Australia marriage just isn't relevant.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

You reap what you sow. Wompity fucking womp.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

lol. Sucks bruh.

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