I wish they would include a list of all the drugs and/or alcohol that were consumed before this man decided it was a good idea to steal an entire porch. That's the only way I can imagine someone thought this was in any way a good idea. I refuse to believe that anyone is stupid enough to do that sober
this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2023
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Since no one else said it:
These porch pirates are getting out of control.