this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I feel like this could be a Columbo episode

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Columbo doesn't go after working class criminals. He specialises in taking down the rich.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago

"Hm, analysis appears to show the culprit was the entire kitchen staff that used the urinal that day."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm very tired, could someone explain

[–] [email protected] 73 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The waiter will spit in his soup.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I thought he'd put a hair in it

[–] troyunrau 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Or jerk off into it like in that documentary, Fight Club

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Like when a girl squirts, it was urine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Nah, to get hairs you need to send back French toast. Just like in this demonstration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNfciDzZTNM

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Former food service worker here

Perfection