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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago

My parents work ethics are very early 1900's. Be positive, be consructive, be thankful, never say anything negative, always do 110%, be humble in every situation, no mater what happens.

I get a small satisfaction, when I tell my father that I refused a promotion, because the position was a bullshit and a trashcan of unpleasantness, or that I resigned because the workplace atmosphere was not healthy. His face is always worth it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Yes go into a business and have them look at your like you've got two heads while you've already been denied by an AI.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Apply to jobs in person. Attach your resume to a brick, and throw the employer's front window.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

OK, I got some paperwork about my application and it has an appointment already set. Seems like a serious opportunity.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Instructions unclear.

Threw a brick through each window at the local strip mall.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Just give them a firm handshake and look them in the eye. I'd like my parents to sit in on some of the developer interviews I've had.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Total sidebar but I love telling this story every chance I get.

Interviewed a candidate, he absolutely nailed the interview.

The only thing that was “off” was he ate a full fucking breakfast on camera during it.

Eggs, bacon, toast, potatoes, tea/coffee, he buttered the toast …. I mean he just went to town on this amazing breakfast. Didn’t skip a beat answering us and shoveling food in his mouth.

Then turned our offer down.

Absolute unicorn. I’ll always wonder what I missed out on.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Back when I needed a job I showed up on a construction site, asked politely, and they put me right straight into operating a crane. Just get out there, pound the pavement, shake some hands. You'll be hired in no time.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Showing up and asking would probably work on a lot of construction sites though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago

As a guy who works on construction sites, yeah no you'll be thrown out before you ask that question

[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago

Something like 15 years ago, I was in grad school and my elder boomer father in law told me "when it's time to find a job you can shave your beard." Only this wasn't a beard, it was just me not having shaved for a week. Is that what he would prioritize if he were hiring someone?! I've met few people in my life who are less in touch than that man

[–] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

This is the second day recently that I missed, so there'll be two tomorrow and two the day after to make up for it. I'm just really distractible; sorry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

You're good, love the content

[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago

Just don't let it happen again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

are those of us with boomer parent(s) still getting job advice? mine already retired haha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Mine was even though they were already retired. Tbf I was only working for 2 years at the time so I was still getting job advice. It was basically “try to work in government so you get a good pension when you retire”, even though the private sector equivalent jobs were paying double.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

I'm in my 30s and still get this kind of advice occasionally when I'm job hunting from my retired parents. My mom still talks about "rising through the ranks" even though I've been telling her for a decade that that's not a thing anymore. Nobody goes from mail room to CEO. And nobody gets a gold watch either.