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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

By serving the facist tea?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)

it's not Biden.

It's the party.

it needs a culling. absolute decimation. vote nearly all of them out. you know the very few that should stay. erase the rest from history.

dude if a republican unwittingly says something that doesn't call for death of trans people they'll be immediately ousted. democrats out here capitulating to nazis. be a little republican. get them out.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

If voting worked they would abolish voting. Both parties have the same masters.

Keep setting Tesla dealerships on fire, the only things capitalists respond to are forced devaluation events

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

They are trying to abolish voting, see voter suppression laws and pretty much every voting rights case the Supreme Court has seen during Roberts's tenure.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

Oh, that'll really help.

Somewhere in DC, there's a speedbump that they should name after Biden.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why has the left been floundering for the past dozen years? It doesn't feel like the common man has anyone to represent us.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Take your pick/all:

$$$/ lobbyists/ citizen united/ Dems deepthroating Corpo influence/ dinosaur leaders pruning any progressive candidates

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

The guy that appointed Republican Merrick Garland to AG can fuck right off forever

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Fark off. We're not giving you guys a goddamn thing. You are WAY too comfortable with doing nothing and compromising with 100% concentrated evil. I'll be voting for candidates who were born AFTER the Battle of the Bulge.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just retire already. I still regret my vote for him.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You're getting downvoted but your comment prompts a thought. Would trump 2020 be as dangerous as 2024 trump? The time spent planning and organizing on their part has led to an extremely quick response in destroying this country compared to what happened in his 1st term

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I've been saying this and it's an unpopular opinion... it honestly would have been better if Trump had just won in 2020.

Yes, COVID would have continued to be a disaster but we wouldn't have the J6 experience, he would still have a few of the old guard people keeping him in check, and he wouldn't have Elon Musk on board with him.

Most importantly: he would be blamed for the post-COVID shit that was his fault, rather than Biden taking the heat for not fixing the disaster Trump left him. The selective amnesia that settled over half the population from 2021-2024 would not have happened.

And we would be fucking done with Trump by now. My god, imagine that. He flies away on Jan 20, 2025 and we never have to hear from him ever again. Wouldn't that be heaven?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If Democrats were the opposition party during the genocide you wouldn’t get online liberals justifying it and ridiculing anyone opposed to it. The Democrats would have probably won in 2024 too.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

two weeks ago i tried searching to figure out where the fuck Biden had gone. couldn't find a thing besides the talent agency he'd signed with

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

He's like 80yo. Let him be

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Fuck off and get back to bed, Joe

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