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[–] BinzyBoi 31 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

If you can't pick up after your dog, you don't deserve to be a pet owner.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I will not pick up after my dog.

I have cats.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fine, let your cats do the dirty work

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

I scoop their poop, it's only fair

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

The Mysterious Poop Chuckers is definitely going to be my next band's name.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Seems like actual justice instead of whats currently happening then, go poop chucker!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Go poop chucker go

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

She’s lucky the chucker is bagging it before chucking it. I don’t think I would go to the effort of vigilante justice, but if I was that aggravated I’d definitely be flinging it out of the bags. And it would be entirely her own dog’s poop.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

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