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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

bad recursion brb

lol lost it at that one

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

statically typed feels unwise

no C++ dev ever

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Love the brb one :D

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I've seen many versions of this meme but this time it all feels right lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic

TIL that kafkaesque is a real word

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

aka: all my code

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The ones you have really got to watch out for are RTFM and PEBCAK. That's when you know you have a problem.

God forbid you ever catch your child texting about RAII.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

PICNIC - problem in chair not in computer

P2A(P) - Packet To Air Problem - Newtork cable not plugged in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago