Why did the oranges break down?
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2023
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You'd break down too if a bunch of elephants were raiding you
Gotta get the regular maintenance package on your oranges
Ohhh, they got the taste for trains now. They're gonna be pushing them over for that sweet, sweet citrus.
Push em over? Nah, that's too easy. Elephants are rare in that they're one of the few species to seek 'help' from us sometimes knowing there are tasks we're good for, they recognize human talents and behaviors at least as far as that is concerned
I think they'd slash tires or purposefully lean on a side to bend an axel. Less of a sure thing, much more anonymous.
That look at the end, "yeah that's right, what you gonna do about it?"
Someone should eat them if they're just stuck in a broken truck anyway.
Boss to drivers: "You should have driven them off!"