If really Spez my ban trigger finger is itching If not spez then Rule #2.
But meh, I'm inclined to allow this shitpost 😛
this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2023
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Yeah, this one gave me a laugh. Imma let him chill.
Have you tried doubling down?
Well shit... no I didn't! GREAT IDEA! <3
Make sure you slander some 3rd party dev while your at it ... people on your site will love that.
Noted. Anyone in particular?
Don't forget to shit on the devs that made your desktop and mobile experiences better than the official ones you put out
and then whine that all the advertising $$ you're bringing in is subsidising someone else's business, as if that's suddenly come as a shock
Hey, I deserve some of that moolah that they're raking in. They're all millionaires because of my servers.
I think the logical response is to burn down everything you created and alienate the people that built it up to be successful.
That'll lure in the investors.
What worked for hedge funds must work for tech companies too!
Make sure you gaslight them all by telling them it's all about them. People love being gaslit.