this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

There is missing a

Everyone is admin, please don't do something destructive

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

just add a few more if else statements for every single user when they sign up, no need to set up a database or anything

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I know it's a meme, but you should switch to argon2.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

What is that indentation I wanna kick whoever put a new line before the username test

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

At least in the last case only one password is breached and the damage is contained to that service (no user/pass data to sell).

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

If you make the e a 3 you become instantly unhackable