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[–] Kanataku@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

We have no attack tonight... But at least I'll get to say that Haaland scored a banged against my country

[–] atlacatl@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Ha...So he can score...

[–] DroopyPenguin95@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

We just have to outscore the opponents 😎

[–] Renewed_RS@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Genuinely one of my favourite goals that I've ever seen.. already.

[–] ghostrider467@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

HAALAND HAALAND

[–] _LingerieSlayer@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

jesus lol i’d genuinely cry if i was in goal against haaland

[–] TheDepartment115@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] easyasthis@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

“Don’t need to mark that tall blond robot over there. Let him be”

[–] iGeography@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

What a finish lol

[–] joachimb@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

BEHOLD THEM

ninja edit: damn your ninja edit

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Edit went in just as you commented. Autocorrect wasn’t to shabby. BEHOLD

[–] HelpMeSum1Help@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Post McTominay

Absurd how he seemed to stumble into balance.

[–] Good_Kev_M-A-N_City@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Finally remembered how to shoot again

[–] Taint_Hunter@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Lol what the fuck

[–] top1MIBRfan@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

i havent watched it yet but that is the greatest goal i have ever seen in my life

[–] CeltHD@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

That's what you call a thundercunt of a goal.

[–] cheersdom@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

so multiple replays leading up to the corner, but then NO replays for the cracker of a goal? cmon man

[–] Amopax@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Jeeze Louise. Haaland, my guy…

Heia Norge!

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We’re going to be so fucking deadly in the coming years. Nusa-Haaland-Bobb with Ødegaard behind them! Edit: spelling

[–] joachimb@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

BEHOLD THEM

ninja edit: damn your ninja edit

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Edit went in just as you commented. Autocorrect wasn’t to shabby. BEHOLD

[–] Bergsprekken@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Blast in merchant smh

[–] Pludiam1994@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Haaland good goal. Norway win.

[–] NoFrillsCrisps@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

How the hell do you score with that much power from that body position??

[–] synkiu@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

he's different from city haaland

[–] FurrySire@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Another tap in. What a boring footballer. \s

[–] MrOneTwo11@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

He kicked the shit out of the ball

[–] PestilenceSuppa@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Edit went in just as you commented. Autocorrect wasn’t to shabby. BEHOLD

[–] joachimb@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Dude's on crack

[–] CK-Prime@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] AvikHyp3@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Guys clearly a national team merchant

[–] LeDamascener@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

City rival fans trashing Haaland in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Haaland. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.

[–] egenorske@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Thundercunt

[–] TheVeikko@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Bit rude, could have just tapped it in.

[–] outdated_joke@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

why didn't he do the Maguire celebration, smh my head

[–] saooth7@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] MonsieurCapybara@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Is the Cyprus squad both turk and Greek together?

[–] prss79513@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] pain_au_choc0@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Inb4 tap in goals

[–] vMADVILLAIN@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

He seemed pissed

[–] football-cfc@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

He is definitely winning the Ballon d’or

[–] way2gimpy@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe you want to get someone closer to the best current goalscorer in the world?

[–] kingofplasticbeach@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Bobb is Norwegian????

Haaland #1 scout and goalscorer

[–] StreetkidLife@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Above average goal

[–] samlabun@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Jesus Haaland Christ

[–] akshay_rathod_@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

That's a quality, proper 9, world class striker's goal

[–] DesignerExitSign@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Actual answer.

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