Lavenderism

We all know that women are made with sugar, spice, and everything nice. However, there was a time The Rose Bunny during creation confused her sugar with an artificial sweetener she drank in her coffee, and before she realized her mistake, she had created a superficial woman with green hair. The green-haired woman walked out of the cauldron while it leaked a large amount of smoke, but she was also followed by monsters made of deformed gingerbread and candy. They jumped out of the cauldron and followed the green haired woman into the underworld. Her hair was made of mint gum and the smell of mint followed her wherever she went, but she was considered to be malevolent because she did not stop the gingerbread monsters from harming people.

Eventually they walked around the underworld until they arrived at the house of a witch. They tried to play tricks on her, but when she realized the gingerbread men were evil she picked them up and began eating them. She dipped them in coffee, ate them with bread, and she put them into the blender with milk and cream to make smoothies. After a large desert, there were no more evil gingerbread men let to cause problems for the world. The minty woman walked into the forests of hell but when the deer men heard she was a monster, they shot her with arrows until she was dead.