If you have any preparation time, then Psyllium husk (sold as metamucil for one brand example) with lots of water. This would win on sheer volume, HOWEVER, if you take too much then constipation.
Half a spoonful a day with at least 2 cups of water
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Might as well include me in the screenshot too. I was here
Why are there so many experts on this topic.
This just proves the point there are a lot of people full of shit?
Kiwis Red pepper flakes Spinach Water
You can add these to a blender to help digest even faster.
You can also pick up some high fiber cereal.
But yeah I think your stomach is not going to be happy.
What you need is medication, not food.
Get a bunch of laxatives, stool softener (if you need it juicy) and even some lactaose and senna if you're real keen.
Then eat a shitload of greasy food and you're set.
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leaving a comment for when this thread pops up on some YouTubers history of Lemmy video
This is some weird kink stuff isn't it
OP is mailing himself across the country.
Not what I was expecting in my feed, not going to lie. But I think as strange as this question is, it bodes well for original content on Lemmy... unfortunately.
That being said anything with a laxative effect should do the trick. For lots of pooping and sweating you could go with the sugar-free gummy bears on Amazon.
This is cheating, that stuff doesn't count as food.
I had some sugar-free gelatin once, ate the whole bowl in one shot. Turns out it was sweetened with sugar alcohols which is similar to what's in those gummies and the results were notable. That's the secret ingredient, sugar alcohol. Monk fruit sugar has it too and a few spoons of that and you'll have stories to tell.
Is this the first Lemmy legend story, like the jolly rancher one is for Reddit?
Come over. I'm sure I can cook you some diarrhea-inducing food. It'll be spicy as hell, so sweating and peeing gets sorted too. And I'm sure it's not going to be easy to find.
You could eat a posterior
Drink a can of sauerkraut juice and within a couple hours there will be nothing solid left in your body. Repeat a couple times a day, I guess?
So,... to pass your D-test... :D... Laxative in recommended doses, liver and kidney purifier as Uroperine (again, recommended doses), and gallons of water ;-)
Probably the kind of laxative that uses "bulk", so OP has plenty of material to work with.
Omg. I love Lemmy already. This is the hardest Iβve laughed at a post in a long time. Bravo.
The fuck is wrong with you Greg
I hear MCT oil is wonderful for nearly uncontrollable pooping. That, and bring lots of "sugar free" candy.
I'll be the one to give an honest answer here. Just hit Taco Bell and grab 3 days worth of food, which should run you about $20. Then grab as much coffee as you can carry and just mix it all together in a big tub. Should take care of it for ya.
Greg: Don't leave us hanging, be sure to post an update after your travails!
Dave's killer bread. Beans.
Low effort memes. It was good while it lasted, the one thing I do not miss from Reddit
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