this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Time....that I have to dedicate to stroking to imaginary sky god's ego. Apologizing for my "transgressions" because apparently just admitting to and apologizing for them makes you no longer in trouble for them anymore....because that makes a lot of sense. It's just real estate in my brain that could be better spent on other things.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

he sees you when you're sleeping. he knows when you're awake

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

He knows if your fart is good, so fart good for goodness sake!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Then again, the first commandment

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