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Say what you want about Derek Dallas Carr, but his name is 1000000...0000x better than his brother's, David Duke Carr

William Trevor Lawrence is a terrible name

Part of me likes the idea, if/when we waive/trade Daniel Jones, of him just pulling off his face like a rubber mask to reveal himself as Jerry’s son.

What do you mean by “other” names? Are these just middle names?

I had no idea dak’s real name was rayne dakota

Flint Minshew is somehow actually even more of an Epic Florida man name. 100% carries a knife with him wherever he goes and will show you even if you don’t ask.

Dakota Rayne lmao

I’m surprised Zach Wilson being like a quarter Hawaiian hasn’t turned into a overused fun fact by the media

It took me a whole five extra seconds to remember that Geno is Geno’s first name

Save it for the offseason

Kelly Ridder has a great onlyfans.

Flint Minchew rules

Kapono is his Soaking name