this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] Jesse 3 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Why is no one choosing 7? Xray vision is absolutely going to be super useful. After that its a tossup between 2 and 3.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

7 isn't clear on the definition of empty.

for all we know, anything with air isn't "empty".

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

5 and 8. Imagine being able to spook people out all around the world by making their toaster go off in the middle of the night. Also, speaking in dead languages will make me very interesting at parties.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

4 and 5.

toasters are cool. having them do your bidding? priceless.

4 because I am a kind and generous person. free noses for everybody~*!

~*you~ ~can~ ~opt-out~

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Is it just 1 pill for one-time use? I need this information to know if I can reuse some of these pill options.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I want this to be an actual proper format for those shitty superpower communities.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

1 and 2.

I bet oysters are pretty cool and have a lot to talk about.

Free gravel. No more pot holes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

7 can be useful. With 6 I can keep repeating it to be a lot younger, 10 hours at a time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Free gravel for money making and Toaster mind control for the sheer laziness or the lolz

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

3 and 8

Then I can Time Warp to the past and become a king! Or holy figure

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