NFL

my wife and I love ceedee lamb. he's obviously amazing to watch but after seeing Hard Knocks he just seems like an incredibly chill guy. he loves candles and so do i.

The biggest “what-if” in 49ers history. Aldon Smith 🥹

Probably Taysom

I think my favorite player is Jamarr Chase. Favorite Seahawk is Witherspoon in such a short time. Boye Mafe is shooting straight to the top too

As an OSU fan i've been spending an unhealthy amount of time following Strouds rookie season.

Does tebow still count?

Bryce Huff. Undrafted to being a top edge rusher. This kinda shit never happens to this franchise. If we don’t re-sign him I’ll be upset.

Mac Jones 🥺

Not current, but I think Danny Amendola is the coolest fucking dude. I honestly Day dream about going out for a drink with him and Julian Edelman (they’re best friend IRL) and catching a workout or something.

Cam. It’s always been Cam.

Kupp and Puka for obvious reasons

Luke Kuechly

It's not weird to know that the code to your favorite football player's house is 0514!!!

I can't get enough of Big Cock Brock, I'm a shameless homer for this kid.

Nick Foles. No I will not elaborate

Anyone that can throw an awesome deep ball, so Allen and Burrow

Jalen Hurts. With all of the adversity he’s overcome since his college days at Alabama, and how much he’s improved as a player every year, and just how he carries himself on and off the field. He’s easily my favorite player on the Eagles right now, and maybe my favorite QB to ever play for us already. I can’t wait to see how he continues to grow as a player.

Right after delivering Gardner Minshew, the doctor turned to his parents and said: “Congratulations, it’s a man”

Derwin James. His mom has a juicy ass and I want to bury my face in it.

Russell Wilson. Seahawk fan here and am obsessed with how he is doing. Equal parts want him to face plant, then feel sorry for him, then he throws a moon ball to our delight, then takes sack after sack most of which are his fault.

Mahomes. 15 is him.

Justin Herbert. I want that dude to succeed, I have no connection to the Chargers, his former college or high school; hell I’m across the ocean.

Jordy Nelson, I miss white lightning every day

Nobody

Anthony Richardson!!

…Swiftie here…

But also Goff. Dude is helping turn us into winners, supports the community, embraced his new situation instead of checking out, and by all means comes across as a chill, funny, awesome leader.

I’m genuinely proud to have him as QB1.

Jimmy. And you know why.

Antonio Brown. He's like the gift the keeps on giving.

Gardner Minshew

The only hoe i'll ever be loyal to: Younghoe Koo.

Jamaal Williams. "It's all DAWG in this mug." The dude is hilarious, unique, and likes a lot of nerdy things that are uncommon for nfl players, like Pokemon and anime lol

Younghoe Koo and Taylor Rapp. I want to see my peeps succeed in the game.

Brian Dawkins jalen hurts Brandon graham

Christian Gonzalez, furiously researching for rehab updates daily

Nick Chubb.

That’s funny, my sister calls Sam Hubbard “Husband #1”. And Joe Burrow is #2.

I think about whether Joe Flacco is elite at least once a month for the last 11 years.

CJ Stroud. We only just met but I know he's the one for me.

I traded for Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football when he was hurt. It only took a few weeks but now he is injecting life into my veins every Sunday

I would fight a pack of wild boars while my hands are tied together behind my back in the handicap stall of a McDonalds bathroom with nothing but a smooth rock glued to my forehead as a weapon for Mike Evans.

He needs to stay a Buccaneer until he finally hangs em up, which will be one of the saddest days in football as a lifelong fan.

JMS People frequently mispronounce his name as John Matthew Stafford when actually it’s John motherfucking Stafford

More Bobo

Josh Gordon

I’m not obsessed with him or anything but I think of Racey McMath way more than I should

All the ladies love Hubbard, my wife always says Hubba Hubba Hubbard…

My boy Mitch Trubisky

Girlfriend loves Boston Scott. Doesn't even watch football...

Nothing crazy but I root for Burrow more than anyone else besides my Jets and I’m not a bengals fan

I've been nothing but impressed with Dobbs this season, and I am on that hype train for him to have an explosive QB career.

I wish I could reach out to Aaron Rodgers to remind him not to rush that achilles! As a die hard Packer fan, I want to see that man come back at 100% and be dominant against 30 other teams.