NFL

Kyle Trask time 😈

furiously googling 49ers schedule hoping they play the chiefs this season

The curse of Brock's elbow

Well that won't be a problem for my Rams

Brian O Neil, star tackle for the vikings, blew out his Achilles at Lambeau field. One year later to the exact day, Kirk Cousins blew out his Achilles at Lambeau field. The next week our RB blew out his Achilles, our backup QB was knocked out cold, and our WR3 was knocked out cold. Brock Purdy was concussed against us this year, as was Derek Carr.

The carnage is infinite and it rhymes as well.

I legitimately double checked our schedule

The cowboys were just talking about some stupid curse too

Yeah, but when Geno beats them twice the curse will be cancelled out.

NFL schedule difficulty is not about who you play but when you play them.

Reverse curse. 49ers out here making sure no one has a QB in the playoffs this year.

Phew. Thank god we got blown off the field.

It’s like I always say, the Football Gods work in mysterious ways.

Chiefs checking schedule

"No San Francisco, thank God."

Pyrrhus of TheBayus

Idc, we’re crushing them on Christmas

We have a mole-man shaman, each injured player his power grows, cursing other teams

As my co-workers from the 80s once said: “Karma is a mutha.”

whew, we really dodged the bullet there

Cool we have nothing to worry about

Give me the wins instead.

Alright Eagles, time to make a business decision here in a couple weeks. Just let us win.

“Don't beat the 49ers”

I would also like to spread around this line of thinking.

Yea…so you guys should all like…not win against us or be cursed.

just dont beat the niners and your QB is safe.

How many good QBs started those games?

So what you're saying is that teams shouldn't try to beat the 49ers.

I agree.

Browns didn’t even have their QB when they beat the niners.

Yo, what kind of voodoo is this shit?

Beat us and you die. Your move, NFL.

So basically if Josh Dobbs was a team, he'd be the 49ers. Every opportunity he's ever gotten from college on has been because of injuries. And then when he joins there are more injuries, immediately.

With that logic, have the Bucs start Kyle trask and win the game, trask gets injured, then boom we keep baker for the season 🧑‍🍳🧁

checks schedule

Fuck.

Guess yaall better not beat us for the rest od the season then

People were hating on Trevor, turns out he's just galaxy brain avoiding an injury. Checkmate losers.

Sorry Geno but this is business

SEAHAWKS: write that down, write that down!!

And they will lose their own Monday night

They really said double the qb curse and pass it

Purdy revenge Voodoo from the NFC Champ game. Fuck.

49ers: “Beat us… at your own peril”

So glad the 49ers stomped us

That’s why Dak survived, Mike McCarthy playing 7D Mahjong

We'll go 10-7 and the only loss will be the Niners.

Guess yaall better not beat us for the rest od the season then

They lost 3 QBs last year, so they cursed 3 this year as revenge

Thank you for volunteering as tribute, Deshaun, Kirk, and Joey Glass.

Let's see, their next opponent is looks it up Tampa Bay...

I see that game going either way, but I love Baker too much to see him get hurt

Why couldn’t this have started week one?

There’s some voodoo magic involved here I’m sure of it

Bucs and Seahawks should be fine

You’re fucked Eagles