this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I remember something about how 9/11 happened in the cars universe because there's airport security, and the airplanes are sentient so that leads to some interesting questions.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did Car's FDR have blown out tires but cleverly hid it in photos and videos?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also, how would Rosemary’s lobotomy be incorporated? That shit is just insane to me

[–] MajorMajormajormajor 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every part of the universe is oddly terrifying if you stop to think about it. Are cars born? Made? What do they eat and drink (gas?) and do they go to the bathroom? Where did people go, and could a person still sit inside a car? Or are doors vestigial now. Or were there never humans, but then why have doors and trunks?

There's a pope car, does that mean there is a god car? Was Jesus car crucified on a car shaped cross?

It's best to just think "haha funny car movie" and go about your day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is an engine swap like a heart transplant? Or is it a...brain transplant?

I guess heart makes more sense


they both have valves, at any rate.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah, to me the brain would be in the cab behind the eyes, and the heart would be the engine.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's a cars pope which means there is at the very least belief in a cars Jesus and by extension all other Abrahamic religions are represented in the cars universe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Oh no the car children.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Sedan Frank

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If planes are sentient and Pearl Harbor happened...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Planes are sentient in cars

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago