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Mysterious Giant Spiders Hovering Over the Pacific Ocean (www.thejournal.ie)
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Scientists discover 5 1/2 equals 7 1/2. Shocking Proof. (gregtech.eu)
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Tony Robbins Motivational workshop for Kids. (lemmy.world)
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It was not 6 inches. (www.theguardian.com)
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Trump’s proposed cuts to the National Institutes of Health (NIH) threaten U.S. biomedical research, forcing many scientists to consider leaving the country.

A 7 February policy would slash NIH funding by two-thirds, though a federal judge has temporarily blocked it.

Researchers relying on these grants fear for their jobs, with some already exploring options abroad.

The cuts particularly impact neuroscience, diabetes, and bird flu research, while also dismantling DEI initiatives.

Many scientists warn of long-term consequences for innovation and global health collaboration.

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Hermetically sealed Pizza is buried in a revolutionary experiment. (allthatsinteresting.com)
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Revolutionary New Bunker. (www.theguardian.com)
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New Trend-Dress like Lobsters and extract whale semen (www.theguardian.com)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25874867

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Woman discovers method of making really big ice cubes but gets depressed. (www.newscientist.com)
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Flight attendant receives pin and blue suit as a gift from the Arabs. Happy as fuck. (www.ft.com)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25844003

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Fediverse postponing FediFans Launch until Christmas (theconversation.com)
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The all nude Fediverse site featuring members of Lemmy, Mastodon, Pixelfed and other Fediverse sites has been postponed in order for all Fediverse members to get into better shape. "We cannot afford to disappoint our paying customers" said Anita Bath, a leading Fediverse influencer.

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Horse feels belt makes her look fat, loses confidence. (lemmy.world)
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Anti Aging has gone too far. (theonion.com)
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Canada reduced to Stone age after Lemmy comments (www.labrujulaverde.com)
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Revolutionary new freeway to be made from bamboo. (www.nytimes.com)
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"Refugees making huge demands on Federal fashion budget", says a knowledgeable insider. (www.newsweek.com)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25767635

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Fediverse postponing FediFans Launch until Christmas (theconversation.com)
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Chuck Norris View of peeing into a lake (lemmy.world)
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