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It also keeps the liberalism of Lemmy at bay.

For libs of Lemmy seeking in, go oof yourselves...

No more exposition needed...

Edit: by lib, I mean pro-western, pro-capitalist ideology, not of the progressive sort (even of which doesn't stray too much)

У либералов будут неопровержимые доказательства, что мы боты

Freedom of belief is not an absolute right, nor is it a suicide pact. You do not have to tolerate people who want to destroy you, even if they claim they want to destroy you because god told them so. The Paradox of Tolerance is in full effect; To protect tolerance ideologies that are intolerant must be controlled, suppressed, or destroyed. It doesn't matter if they're secular, religious, or a secret third thing. Christian Fascists don't get any kind of pass because they're a religion. The same goes for Wahhabism, Hindutva, and similar ideologies that do not play well with others.

Contrast with mainline Protestants, some Secular Islamic states, and prior tolerant Hindu governments that weren't hell bent on exterminating the Muslim and non-Hindu minority.

You have every right to believe whatever the fuck you want but when you turn it in to a political movement and start harming others you are responsible for your actions.

I visited China recently and I had a terrifying experience. I thought the rumors about China's authoritarianism were exaggerated, but was wrong.

In China, you cannot buy bananas. All bananas go directly to Xi Jinping for his personal supply (he doesn't even like bananas, he just likes the thought of no one else having them).

You might be thinking to yourself "But Dirt_Owl, I've seen photos of Chinese grocery stores that show bananas." Sorry, you're being deceived by Xi's careful propaganda.

You see, those aren't bananas...

I discovered this the hard way. On my first night in China, I was sleeping on my uncomfortable hotel bed (beds in China are made from rusty old scrap metal), when heard my window slowly creak open.

"W-who's there?!" I stammered

Then my eyes adjusted to the darkness and I saw him standing next to my bed, it was President Xi.

"It's me, cracker!" He said racistly. "You foolish Westerners think you rule the world. Soon the supreme leader of Earth will be me! But first, I'll take your manhood!" and then he ripped my dick off and backflipped out of the window, laughing into the night.

You see, once a month everyone in China gets an unannounced visit from Xi Jinping. He climbs in through the window while people sleep and steals their penis. The stolen penises are displayed in grocery stores as bananas to trick Westerners into thinking Chinese people have normal food. It's all a lie. It's all penises.

I haven't seen mine since that fateful night. Xi's terrifying smile will haunt me for the rest of my life.

It could happen to you.

A sinecure of understanding

These fucking monsters are psychopathic, half of it was literally running pr for Elon Musk, and the other half was dehumanizing homeless people.

Unlimited genocide of all local newscasters.

If I ever start posting cringe content, know that my account has been hacked. I am not cringe.

I should not have done that last line before leaving the venue, I'm fucking vibrating lmfao

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Top level comments should be media which represents the general consensus of a topic on our instance. The media should be friendly for more liberal readers/viewers and ideally be quick and/or easy to consume.

Obviously, the term “party line” is facetious and I’m using the word “consensus” very loosely, but I think this would be a good thing to point curious passersby to when we have big threads fully of dunking and memes.

Roll a spliff and look northeast during the evening this weekend, 20-100 meteors per hour overnight

*Northern Hemisphere Only

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Woody Harrelson Appears to Endorse Anti-Vaxxer RFK Jr. for President

Actor Woody Harrelson appears to be in favor of endorsing presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr., an outspoken anti-vaccine advocate. On Thursday, RFK’s wife, actress Cheryl Hines, posted a smiling selfie with her former Wilson co-star Harrelson, who’s wearing a blue Kennedy 2024 hat.

I started reading nomadology the war machine and immediately fucking bounced off, humanities majors are built different to understand this shit - since then I'm still in messages with her and like we talk about trans stuff occasionally so that's cool.

I came out as trans to her, my best friend and aforementioned very close friend on the tenth anniversary of Thatcher getting munched up by maggots so yeah, loggers ig (pictured: the IRA supersoldier maggots writhing through the wicked witch of the British empire's rotting brain )

Pictured: my brain trying to read Da Lewd Quatari -->

https://nitter.net/unpuppable/status/1690101699698999296

While your party is looking at the picture, you think you see something move at the corner of your eye.

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