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All Radiant Spren are, of course, kissable. But what if you want to make out with them? Not just a smooch, but really get in there and swap spit. I've ranked the 9 types of Radiant Spren based on how well a person could make out with them.

S tier

Honorspren: They're basically humans, they're just blue and glory. You can totally make out with honorspren.

A tier

Inkspren: Inkspren are described as "reminiscent of an unfinished statue," so it may be somewhat uncanny to make out with them. Nevertheless, they still look and presumably feel pretty human, and can probably be made out with.

B tier

Cultivationspren: Depictions of Cultivationspren shown them as pretty human-looking. They are, however, made of vines. That would probably feel weird to make out with. Nevertheless, you could do it, and vines are actually organic and stuff.

C tier

Lightspren: They're made of metal, kind of? It would be weird and uncomfortable to make out with a metal mouth.

Peakspren: Peakspren are made of rocks. It would be weird and uncomfortable to make out with a metal mouth.

D tier

Mistspren: Mistspren don't have normal faces. Instead, they have masks over a head of mist. They don't have a tounge! There can't be any tounge action!

Ashspren: Ashspren are characterized by part of their bodies that stretch and strain falling apart and building back together. While this means you could make out with an Ashspren, their mouth and tounge would constantly disintegrate! It would be terrible to make out with an Ashspren.

F tier

Highspren: Do Highspren have faces? Lips? A mouth? I don't think they do. If it turns out they do, they probably leap to B tier, until I know more, F tier. From what I've seen of the Highspren, they deserve it.

Liespren: Their head is a pattern. They have no tounge, or mouth, or anything resembling a mouth. And their head is constantly moving around. You can't make out with Cryptics.

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During Book 10's final fight scene, he can say "Honor is Dad, but I'll see what I can do."

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The original was posted on /r/cremposting by /u/Gromflomite_gamer on 2025-01-22 11:45:31+00:00.

In the back of WOK, this is present which is supposedly from the sleepless -

'I long for the days before the Last Desolation. Before the Heralds abandoned us and the Knights Radiant turned against us. When there was still magic in the world and honor in the hearts of men. In the end, not war but victory proved the greater test. Did our foes see that the harder they fought, the fiercer our resistance? Fire and hammer forge a sword; time and neglect rust it away. So we won the world, yet lost it. Now there are four whom we watch: the Surgeon, forced to forsake healing and fight in the most brutal war of our time; the Assassin, who weeps as he kills; the Liar, who wears her scholar's mantle over a thief's heart; and the Prince, whose eyes open to the ancient past as his thirst for battle wanes. One of them may redeem us. One of them will destroy us'

Assuming the above is related to what happens after book 5 and before book 6, I assume the one who destroys is Dalinar (as far as everyone is concerned, Dalinar lost the contest and gave up Honor to Taravangian) and the one who may redeem us is Kaladin (as he takes away Odium's darkness from the heralds and reinstates the Oathpact)?

Curious as to what everyone else thinks on this...

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So knife is obvious a euphemism for "male genitalia" and an entire oathbringer flashback is dedicated to dalinar looking for where he placed his knife, then in wind and truth there is a single line from a random soldier bragging the blackthorn gave him his knife once

So obviously this is a euphemism and dalinar was actually looking for his soldier bussy

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