Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ

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"Veganism is a way of living that is just awesome, plus we totally get enough protein! Also, we totally get enough oral sex. Probably more than you, to be honest. Not bragging, just stating facts." - The Vegan Society


"They asked me to be careful and I was confused as to why, my b12 count has never been higher!" - John


"Dominion is horror filmmaking at its absolute finest." - IMDB"

Rules

  1. No meatflakes or meatflake Apologists

Absolutely under no circumstances are meatflakes allowed to freely participate in this community. Meatflakes/Carnists includes all persons who are not ethical vegans. We do not condone carnist coddling and hand-holding of any sort. This includes no advocating for animal deaths. The right to an animals life is non-negotiable. No advocating in favor of animal testing, death, or mass euthanasia.

  1. No Non-Leftists, Health and/or Environmental "Vegans"

Veganism is a leftist social justice movement for animal liberation. It is not a diet for your health and it is not for the human environment. This also, obviously, means No slurs/bigotry, Why would you even want to?

  1. No support of PBC

We do not condone or advocate for plant based capitalism. We will never support animal agriculture companies, or any business that exists to extract profit from vegans while funding animal exploitation. We are frustrated these businesses have infiltrated every vegan space and being represented online by ads for TVP and first world convenience food. We're not here to make food aisles bigger, this is about animal liberation. We have all had this convo already which leads us to rule 5

  1. No Debates/Serious Discussion

This is a community for memes for vegans and by vegans. There are lots of other places where you can have your debates.

  1. No Hero Worship, Influencers or Marketing

This is a community to jerk about veganism, not a place to promote your ego, new products, or embarrass yourself worshiping a YouTuber. If it is going to a good veganism related cause then message us and it will be approved at our discretion.

  1. No Meta Posting

Meta posting is usually very boring and not fit for a meme subreddit. I wish I could extend this to all the other vegan subreddits. If you really need to post meta about something with circlejerk in the name get a grip and delete your account

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23642018

Yes Chef

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My wife is a cannibal but she’s open to trying non-human-based meals. My daughter eats a cannibal diet. We haven’t forced anything on her. On the one hand I feel responsible for teaching her and making her non-cannibal but on the other I feel like as a parent I’m only here to inform and let them make their own decisions no matter how much it pains me.

My parents didn’t push anything on me and I ended up choosing not to be a cannibal on my own, but grew up for 30 years eating human flesh.

I feel like I shouldn’t force anything on my kids. However for me, this is a topic that I feel is black and white, so it seems easy to say this is the right choice, do it. Though I know many people feel strongly about religion or other topics being black and white and that it’s the right thing to do, though I’d argue otherwise so perhaps it all really is just subjective? And some would argue pushing things onto your kids might actually push them further away.

What do you all think?

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Pasta sucks (self.vegancirclejerk)
submitted 4 months ago by MindTraveller to c/[email protected]
 
 

I heard european vegans like pasta, so I decided to try it. I put some pasta in a pot and boiled it, and put it on a plate, and then I ate it. And holy hell! This is the most bland, tasteless food I ever had the displeasure of eating! I couldn't make it through a plate of the stuff. I heard europeans were into asceticism and temperance because of their religion, but this is ridiculous. I'm not going vegan and punishing myself with this crap! I'd probably starve to death if I was expected to have pasta every day.

I'm going to keep eating meat. In fact, after that ridiculously bland meal, I'm going to go have a seafood bowl with prawns, udon, and tofu! Now tofu, there's a yummy food with lots of flavour possibility! You won't catch me eating that bland vegan crap from europe.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

Have you ever heard someone describe their cat as "magical"? They weren't being hyperbolic.

You see, cats are obligate carnivores. This is a kind of animal whose metabolism runs on magic. Their digestive systems use clairvoyance to determine whether the meal they're eating came from another animal. Nutrients have nothing to do with it -- if you try to feed them lab-synthesized taurine, the ancient curse laid upon their kind by the Egyptian sorcerers who bound them all those millennia ago will lay waste to all mankind.

Bet you feel stupid now, huh? Checkmate, vegoons.

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cross-posted from: https://feddit.org/post/492288

ich🌭iel

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/17066438

They're usually shredded alive almost immediately because they're seen as "waste" since they don't lay eggs

For some more context:

Why the egg industry 'shreds' baby chicks alive (NSFL)

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violence, nice (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.vg/post/119909

outjerked lol

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