VX: Science, Made Delta

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I swear I’ve seen something similar to this over in the Stratenburg labs back in the early 90s but I just can’t place it, any ideas?

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TL;DR: Things have gotten creepy since we started using subquantic novo-oscillators.

Hello!

I work at a research site that mostly deals with parasonic deep-angulation and sublaotic probing of Goldschmitt-fields.

Over the course of the past six months, my department has been equipped with a couple of new toys. Among them were three subquantic novo-oscillators. Even though they're considered cutting edge technology and insanely expensive, I'm starting to wish they would have given them to a different department, one that is far, far away.

In the first two or three weeks, after we'd figured out how to operate these things properly, my colleagues and I were all really enthusiastic about putting them to use. And it worked really well for us. Using only one of the devices, a team managed to penetrate 1023 cluster planes before running into a hectocordial paradox. And it only took them two days! Some thought we'd be able to break into the hypermyonic radius within a few months. Something we'd previously thought would take us another two or three years.

However, things have gotten weird lately. The first thing that struck me was when the Aphyx-1 and Aphyx-4 values in our Texipods(that's what we like to call our Tesseract Exiduction Chambers)started synchronizing and bouncing between 1 and -1. A couple of days later, a guy from a neighboring facility says they had a total blackout for about two minutes, during which no one could hear anything, as if every sound was somehow sucked up. Like, they couldn't hear their own words when they knew they were talking or shouting. When the lights went back on, there were strange and indicipherable patterns displayed on all screens(PCs, smartphones, etc). Everything had to be rebooted.

Then more and more staff started complaining about headaches, constant dizziness, and problems remembering things. The head of our department was found silently staring into an empty box in a storage room after her assistant had been looking for her for over an hour. When asked, she didn't remember how she'd got there.

All of those things and more started happening when the novo-oscillators were put into operation.

This last Monday, they used two of them in conjunction and managed to punch through 1027 cluster planes and they might even have made it into the submyonic zone. We don't know for sure because the data hasn't been fully analyzed yet.

Normally, this would be a cause for celebration. However, some of us have been seeing pulsing flashes since then, and others have been hearing low crackling sounds constantly. I swear, sometimes I feel like I see movements like twitching worms in the shadows.

Have any of you worked with subquantic novo-oscillators before, and can you tell me if these things are known to cause problems? Are they even safe?

Thanks in advance!

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Maybe it's just bad luck, but in the past week or so, I've had four people insist that my Gamma Articulator is showing signs of intelligence. It's not. It is an immobile mass of tin-disulfur and quartz [with sodium impurities]. The noises it makes are quasi-resonant and sometimes sound somewhat like garbled words, but it is not talking. The Humbolt Field it creates can cause the feeling of an unseen presence, but that's just because our frontal lobes are sensitive to Humbolt Undulations.

Repeat, it is not sentient. FFS, I can't believe I have to keep explaining this!

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The original was posted on /r/vxjunkies by /u/jaxxon on 2024-06-11 02:16:34+00:00.

Okay... I know AI is a touchy subject but I am genuinely curious [serious]. Please hear me out.

In the 1960s, we saw the introduction of large external control systems for VX platforms. As an example, my grandpa experimented with Zenith tube modulators on his Kernfold Bench VX-2. After about 10 years, you couldn't get a VX platform without some kind of external control port (except the cheap Mivvy crap out of the Eastern bloc). It's the norm, now. It's like power steering. You cannot buy a car without power steering.

Since the 1970s, and the transistor movement out of Japan, we saw a rise in componentization (thanks Radio Shack!), and custom-fab shops like PolyMax and even Bell Labs offshoots like Keller Co. and EFPR started cranking out mod kits with simple control chip processors and boards. As another example from my family, my aunt was able to eliminate ~2 cubic meters of rig from her garage with just 8 Bergenfrost collateral oscillator fams.

Fast forward to the 2010s and we start seeing IoT everywhere in VX. (We already had "net-aware" components from VXeQ and the like in the late '90s and early 2000s as well). As a current example from my shop, I recently modded my old 2004 RadiCore 2ii to work with Bluetooth [yes, the vxA protocol is a thing but I'm on version 2.2.04 of my RadiCore 2ii so hold the down-votes, please!]. I can now monitor transverse pingbacks from my PP module from my phone. (Some day I'll make a post about almost nuking my block with a runaway PP venting incident).

I could go into blockchain-enabled control systems, as well... etc. etc. etc.

I'm trying to paint the picture that revolutions in our field tend to work in lock-step with the big trends in consumer and industrial electronics. It's not like computerized control systems are a new thing. And I fully appreciate the purists who don't want the new stuff to taint their pre-VX4 rigs with near-field electromagnetic interference. I really do! BUT.... for the rest of us, who don't need to hand phase-sheer our melekalite points and manually calibrate our bi-mesh transformers (thanks again Radio Shack LOL), we just want our rigs to be always on, connected, and generating meaningful outputs without the hassle.

Enter AI. We're here. There's no putting AI back in the box. We're already seeing intelligent control systems for multiphasic arpeggiation of gram meters and sinusoidal depleneration of thermal couplings and Kelm units. I saw an open source AI project on GitHub for frickin' VXander array controls. And this is just the beginning. I heard a couple of research colleagues chatting about the likelihood of self-aware quantum nonlinear detractant VX networks across time displacement thresholds being developed in less than ten years (see the work of Dr. Schmelmer and Kross, for example).

I attended a symposium at VXpo '23 in Oslo on VX and AI and they were already raising alarms. And that was before the 4th-gen control systems papers touting AI everything that we've seen just in the last few months.

So... What does the community think about VX and AI? Where do you stand? Any sources we should be tracking on this? There's not a lot of talk of the dangers or breakthrough opportunities we might see in AI in this sub. I'm frankly scared for VX and where we are going with all of this but I also see amazing potential (especially as we are seeing an explosion of interest in exploring quantum computing in VX).

What are your thoughts? Thanks!

tl;dr: VX has had control system disruption with every wave of technological advancement we have seen in the last 80+ years. What are we doing about AI? Embrace it? Fear for our lives? We don't talk enough about AI in this sub. Thx. (also, Prof. Fuckenfeld can lick my balls with his Tangram9 beta bullshit)

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In the pre-Guntherian era jaxon tubes used to be filled with murcurial resin, and seepage of the pressure-fumes would coagulate the obstonomic tendrils in the pre-frontal cortex of many VX practitioners. We might think this danger disappeared with the introduction of rasterized gold oil. Sadly, it isn't so.

The angular momentum of the "new" jaxon tubes creates a sonic resonance which actually umbriates the photonance of the molecular structures of the glacient matrices of the gold oil. They're hermetically sealed but the container reacts asponetrically and basically turns the whole xypron mechanism into a low-output fustron!

Long story short: avoid the whole xypron method if you can (and in 99% of cases you totally can). But when you can't, just remember to take viqueam supplements, or some other proniomic that crosses the blood-brain barrier.