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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

The most vegan way to make burgers is to use the dog meat from the PETA pet snatching operations. Allow me to demonstrate with this checklist

humanely raised meat ✅
Supports baby steps, flexitarians, and carnists with a guilty conscience ✅
Avoids food waste (let's be honest PETA could definitely find efficiencies, I mean my neighbours still have living pets smh my head) ✅
Involves PETA ✅

Anyway I'm off to work at my uncles dog farm. Keen to hear your thoughts!