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[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

they fired, and they missed. they fired again, missed again.

this has been stuck in my head since hearing about it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Went to a bar, took a shot. I myssed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But did they have themselves a popsicle?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

he woke up later with a popsicle stick in his mouth