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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Must suck to be the person that has to write this every time. Do you think it's one person or do you think they have to take turns?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

I imagine it's just a form they fill out with a few fields: city, number of shooters, number of dead, number of wounded. The rest of it stays the same each time.