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Report: Trump Defiantly Pumped Fist For 20 Minutes After Assassination Attempt Searching For Camera (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (11 children)

Almost as if he was waiting for his next photo op...what a stupid tool

Edit: I'm a tool and didn't realize I was reading the onion I'm a stupid tool in this case...

[–] rivalary 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Like, from just reading the headline, it doesn't seem very onion-y. It's not just perfectly believable, but I sort of assumed that that is what happened.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Totally in character and would align with "staged"

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