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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah that's normal in Britain for council and government fines (as opposed to often unenforceable private parking charges). The shitty part is that if you try to dispute it they don't put the timer on hold so you essentially play double or nothing on how strong you think your case is. Lose and you have to pay the full thing. Not bitter at all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wait, is it normal to have a discount or is it normal to only have the notification in a text message on your phone and nowhere else? Because the latter is rather worrying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Normal to get a 50% discount for paying quickly and without appeal. Last I checked you couldn't pay with Nectar points, though.