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[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Jesus ain't coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Zombie. Undead, eats flesh and blood, isn't allergic to sunlight, infection spreads through contact. Zombie.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Inverse zombie. Living people eat his flesh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

To Francis from Left 4 Dead, there is no difference between a zombie and a vampire.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

If I die, don’t let those bastards eat me!