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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yes, "pretend to be dead". An easy task to do when you are:

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nailed to a cross in front of a crowd which vehemently hates you and will ensure that you are dead.

That's some pretty good pretending, Jesus. A more believable out is to say that his followers made up the story that he resurrected.