this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2025
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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I keep some space blankets in the car along with a foldable spade and a giant self-heating tin of beans and sausages.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

a giant self-heating tin of beans and sausages.

I didn't like your last nickname for me and, honestly, this one isn't much better, not gonna lie.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You aren't denying it's accuracy though...

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But, yeah, but, but, but... I got nothing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You've got beans and tiny sausages in you, that's what you've got.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The snossages... *sniff*... aren't tiny.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Blame the cold weather.