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Do the voices, DM! (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Roll a constitution based slight of hand check, add your polearm proficiency." ... "You wake up with extra exhaustion and d12 dignity damage."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I did this to my brother in law. He critically failed every single roll I've never seen that many 1's. He woke up married to an "elf" named Ralph and a mysterious -1 to CON that went away next time he drank a healing potion.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Lmao, roll-playing at its best!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I must use this in my game!