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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

New acquaintance: "Why the Hell are you staring at me like that...? What's wrong with you?"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Me? Nothing. You're the one deepthroating a microphone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Tell 'em straight up, "Hold on. Memorizing your name. OK. Done. Hi Mike! I'm Scott, think of my head as a talking Scotty dog. Now we'll never forget each other!" And you won't.