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Nestlé Scrambles to Bottle LA’s Remaining Water Before Firefighters Give It All Away for Free | The Needling (theneedling.com)
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[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Imagine a water army.

We sell water, and I’ll be damned if you lick the rain on your lips without dropping a nickel into this bag, fucking scumbag thief!