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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Content with letting Maria have it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun fact, both MySQL and MariaDB are named after Michael Widenius's children.

The SQL and DB portions are named after Widenius's inability to escape his creations from bring taken over by capital interests. (/s)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

There's also Max but nobody ever really remembers he exists.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

People named Maria be like:

Yea, it used to be MySQL but now it's truly my SQL