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Shitty Movie Details
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Solo always shoots first.
I never liked the saying "Han shot first" because it implies that Greedo attempted to shoot Han at all instead of dying like a little bitch for literally telling him he planned on killing him.
Greedo was pointing a blaster at him. He was clearly going to shoot, but Han shot first.
Nah, Greedo got greedy and thought he could capture Han alive for more money.