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Solo always shoots first.
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I never liked the saying "Han shot first" because it implies that Greedo attempted to shoot Han at all instead of dying like a little bitch for literally telling him he planned on killing him.
I saw it in the theatre in ‘77 - twice the first time cause back then you could wait for the next run and the hype hadn’t created the line ups yet. Han shot first in that cut, no question.
So, you're saying you magically saw some version where Greedo shot at Han?
Uhhh, no.
I think you misunderstood my first comment, then. I'm not sure why else you would make that comment.
Greedo was pointing a blaster at him. He was clearly going to shoot, but Han shot first.
Nah, Greedo got greedy and thought he could capture Han alive for more money.
Of course when you include that specific context it makes sense. However, the actual context is that there are different versions, like one where they shoot at the same time and he dodges it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3g6pDeGG8oc
So, saying "Han shot first" without adding in extra context like "before Greedo shot" then you're implying something entirely different.
Vader didn’t blow up an entire planet of people; he made an awkward gesture.
That was Tarkin. Vader did nothing wrong! He even took down some high ranking imperial officers.
hans yolo
Can Vade eat? I don't think he has a gastrointestinal tract anymore
His suit has a built in blender/food tube
yes if he has a food tube he cant eat by mouth. The guy doesn't have a penis, I don't thinl he has an ass anymore
Han would have punched Elon Musk in the face.
I’ve always wondered why the table was set, and he’s just sat there chillin. Like how long was he there?
There is a sizable portion of the Star Wars fandom that makes me uncomfortable. UC Gundam too.
Alderaan was reaching for something, potentially a weapon, and the Death Star felt threatened and was forced to open fire.
The death star feared for it's life
And rightfully so. Those pesky rebels were out to blow it up after all.
Was it McDonald’s on the table. Maybe he would have played nice if it was Taco Bell.