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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is he though? He does so many things at once and only on himself. I don't think you can call that research.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago

Also let's be real. He's not trying to help anyone but himself. If he ever does find some miracle cure that significantly slows aging, you can bet your ass that he'll charge so much for it that only his billionaire cronies will be able to afford it