Mainstream media lies. They talk about Mars and the bacteria in the frozen water yet always suspiciously fail to mention the inter-dimensional adenochrome addicted gender-fluid communist lizard vampires that live under the surface of mars. Wake up sheeple, they are LYING to you!

[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Were they the ones who shot those Jewish space lasers? Maybe they kept JFK Jr from returning as well! WWG1WGA There are no coincidences Nothing Can Stop What Is Cuming!!!! Biden lives on Mars and shoots lasers that turn our children transgender.

All jokes aside, the amount of people who believe this stuff and left entire families for it is just sad

[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Is that why felon musk wants to move there?

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

You could also just rewind Earth about a billion years (to be extra safe) and there are no trans people.