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You need to do binary search. Comment out all lines in the IDE, save, push to master, and then close the laptop
Jokes on you, master is locked and can not be pushed to in repos i manage at work
Fine, then push to dev and make a PR, urging your line manager to merge it quickly without review since it's a small hotfix
Fix a spelling error, but that broke the compiler so reverted the change and now it's still broken. Please merge.
Perfect