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On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn't find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood
Didn't think you were serious.
Yep, thats the one
Edit: lol you're downloading it?
As they should
Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What's there to chart?
Eventually that may change. Perhaps you start a new medication that changes your body or hormones. You could use this app to give accurate info to your doctor.
That's valid, thanks
Yes, let's "collaborate" in regard to our morning wood.
"Hay bro, would you mind 'innovating' with my erection this morning? No homo"
Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it...
I guess it might help if you're concerned about ED, since experiencing less (or no) morning woods can be a sign of physical ED.
Really ? I don't think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up
Huh, ED caused by depression...never knew those were linked.
Interesting info, thank you.
I'd be shocked if they weren't linked.
I never really read up on it, even though i should.
The wife's chronically depressed and i'm not doing much better either.
And ED can be exacerbated by certain depression meds. There's nothing wrong with my dick. If my wife were to grab it, it would work just fine I just don't even think about sex every day and very rarely masturbate.
I knew about meds messing with your sex drive, been through that myself.
Lol and you're downloading it!
Does it require a sensor? Do they wear a fleshlight to bed? Is it camera based?
So many questions.
Also, theDailyBeast reporting on morning wood is quality humor from the matrix.
I'm sure it works like period trackers. You input the data manually
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