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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So you're saying there's a 100% chance the comitees get vaporized by choosing the bottom track.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, no.

In scenario A they are instantly vaporized. In scenario B they are brutally sliced into multiple pieces and crushed to death, rather painfully depending on the speed of the trolley.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

You need to study up on your trolleys. That's clearly a Vaporizer Trolleynator 3000.